Country Dictionary

weather fucked

where you get screwed out of doing something because the weather outside sucks dick.

I really wanted to go fishing this weekend but i got weather fucked.

fair weather fuck

Someone who is only around for sex and will stop spending time with you when you stop fucking them.

Fred turned into a fair weather fuck when I stopped having sex with him.

The Fucking Weather

The best and only place you should be checking your weather.

Me: The fucking weather told me it is fucking cold and to put on some socks so that is what I am going to do.
Some Idiot: What is the fucking weather?
Me: GO TO THEFUCKINGWEATHER.COM... ASS FUCK.