Country Dictionary

A wedding cake is a term used to describe a backed-up toilet that continues to be used. Each subsequent layer of feces and toilet paper creates an additonal layer to the "cake".

Man, you should see the wedding cake in the second stall. I just added a fifth layer to that thing!

When you are about to cum, pull out, cum in your hand, and then smear it all over her mouth.

hey honey, how'd you like your wedding cake early?

Any guy who:
a)Is Sweet
b)Has good taste
c)Looks good
d)Has many layers (not one dimensional, blech!)
AND
e)Is reserved for someone else or completely TAKEN (I/E: has a serious/exclusive girlfriend, fiance, or wife.

A true lady may playfully flirt and have and active friendship with a wedding cake, but will NOT agressively flirt or otherwise make serious moves towards a man who is of wedding cake status, no matter how desirable.

"Mike's hot"
"Yeah but he's a total wedding cake."
"Girlfriend?"
"Fiance."
"Damn!"

-Another term used for a BIG BOOTY!

Daaaaannggg, Bayli's got that WEDDING CAKEEE!

Start with a chair with a dildo attached. First male member of group sits on dildo. Then next sits on his dick, and so forth. A minimum of three tiers recommended. Women and men included. Strap-ons are also welcome.

"Hey guys. We have enough people here to wedding cake if anyone's interested."

The food isolated by scientists that causes a woman to lose her sex-drive, ability to give a BJ.

I guess you're gonna be celibate now that Susie has had her wedding cake.

Wedding Cake is the term used to describe the exact point at which a man can expect to losing the following:

1. Freedom
2. Sex
3. Friends
4. Manhood

At this exact point also, he will gain the following:

1. Chores
2. Celibacy
3. PMS
4. And a minivan

Dustin: "Jon I hope you know what you are getting yourself into!"

Jon: "Yeah man, everything is great."

Dustin: "I don't think you know what is in that Wedding Cake!"