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werp

a really fat person. a word to substitute any noun in a sentence.

look at that werrrrrrrrrrrrrrp. that chic is a werp. oi werp shut the fuck up!

by alex peppy p March 24, 2008

werp

werp (nown) dirt, rubbish, infection, junk, nonsense and pretty much everything else of that ilk.
werpish (adjective) scruffy, dirty, bad, too cold, too hot, smelly etc.

I woke up feeling distinctly werpish. I went to the bathroom and looked at my tongue. It was covered in werp. I felt sick and werped all over the basin. When my wife saw this she went into a real werpy mood. I rang my daughter and she was sympathetic but had problems of her own. Her partner, an amicable and unwerpish person, could not start his car because of a werped out battery. So he took her car which left her to walk to work in very werpish weather.

by Wallace 1 April 13, 2007

werp

A burp from the inside. When your asophagus burps but you do not.

I werped

by LunarYeti May 25, 2009

werp

Fat person

werp

by tom12345678 July 11, 2008

Werp

A friendly greeting exchange commonly used within the farming and building industries.

Originating on the Isle of Wight the word has now entered the electrical industry in the westend of london and is gathering pase.

The word was first used as an exchange between an elderly cyclist and some builders accompanied by a had hand gesture.

A slight nod can be a nice accomplishment to this exchange.

Pig Farmer 1: Werp

Pig Farmer 2: Werp!

by Badgerfarming April 28, 2010

Werp

The sound a porpoise makes

I just heard some porpoises werp

by Ur mom mai April 12, 2020

Werp

The act of engaging in text-based erotic roleplay during working hours.

"I apologise boss, I only partially completed my deadlines yesterday as I was werping."

by Floonmane July 20, 2022