Country Dictionary

A wet patch left on bed sheets by a women's vaginal discharge during sexual intercourse.

'Your turn to sleep on the wet patch tonight.'

When you sit on a chair at school for about an hour and you pack all your things away, stand up and look down at your chair and there is a wet patch in the middle of the chair where your vagina was and where the discharge came out.

" oh great we have to put our chairs up. i will have to wait a minute until my wet patch goes. "

The dreaded sticky, and usually ice cold patch, in the bed created when a gay guy either: - misses the other guy during mutual masturbation and instead cums over the sheets, or - after successfully shooting his load over the other guy's chest it is caused by the dribbling of the cum down their sides and onto the bed.

Guy 1: 'Why is it always me that gets to sleep in the wet patch?' Guy 2: '*sniggers* Try aiming better next time!'

An artist run initiative, where the artists often work on the spot or in an impromptu gallery/non gallery space making art accessible to a wider/more varied audience. The first was in 2004 by Marcela Ordonez and Mark Shorter, with Marcela co-ordinating further Wet Patches. The most recent is Doodles and Noodles, held in Newtown, NSW, 2011.

"Careful there's a Wet Patch..." "Are you going to sign up for Wet Patch? There's a Doodles and Noodles show happening!"

After many long months with no sex you would settle for it. Man, animal, female etc.

It has been that long I would settle for anything with two legs and a wet patch

A child fathered by a wanker

My kids are all wet patch survivors

A child who's father is a wanker

All my children are wet patch survivors their father is a wanker