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whazoo

male organ that is eight inches or longer

Sally screamed,"You are not putting that whazoo in me"!

by Steve Duke April 07, 2005

whazoo

A term used to exaggerate the length of one's own penis

He said,"I'm going to take my whazoo and go get some new pussy." She said,"If you had a whazoo you could get some new pussy right here."

by Crystal Duke April 09, 2005

The Grand Whazoo

A slang name for God.

"It was almost as if The Grand Whazoo was directing me upon my path through life."

by Ross Douglas July 17, 2006

JKed Up the Whazoo

Having been JKed multiple times in one night.

Multiple senseless hospital admissions.

Intern: How many new admissions did we get from the ER so far.

Resident: We only had 2 all day, but since 7pm we've had 5 more. We're getting JKed up the whazoo.

by BostonDoc August 25, 2010