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wi-fi dump

To take your laptop computer with you into the bathroom and surf the internet while taking a dump.

I took the biggest wi-fi dump today while bidding on e-bay.

by sir w June 20, 2006

wi-fi dump

adj. the ability to communicate with others, while releasing bodily fluids into the toilet. According to Andrew - known as a "Chat and Shat"

While having an in depth conversation with my mom, I experienced a wet wi-fi dump, followed by a wi-fi wipe

by henryb August 02, 2006

wi-fi dump

Using a laptop computer while also using the toilet. Generally followed by a wi-fi wipe.

I just had an awesome wi-fi dump because I was able to tell my friend on AIM how huge it was.

by A Germ July 27, 2006

wi-fi dump

to take a poop while surfing the web.

I was myspacing while taking a wi-fi dump.

by mugatu123 September 10, 2006

public wi-fi dump

Taking a wi-fi dump in a public restroom; as in the library

Limited on time to get my research paper done, i decided to take a public wi-fi dump in the library

by M-Christ September 29, 2006