A fork of Rural Dictionary
Stop being a Tony Duenas hang out with us for once.
He is not going to be at the BBQ he turned in to a Wifer.
A stereotypical American male who has remarried and acts totally different, usually ignoring his old friends and changing his personality to match his new marriage. A weak-willed man who acts like he discovered some deep truth about life after getting married the second time, to the annoyance of all
"I haven't seen him since he went all second wifer on us."
"Second wifer is too good for us now."
Verb.
"Wife her up"
Use in order to tell your boy that a girl is so tight you should make her your wife.
Or, use derogatory to make fun of someone who is whipped.
That girl is bangin'. You gotta wifer up before someone else does.
Dude, youre with that chick all the time. You gonna wifer up or what?
A version of Cuchold and soft open relationship. A man who likes his wife/gf to have male lovers.
Davis is a Hot Wifer. He loves for his wife to have male lovers.
A Beat by wifer is like a wife beater (white sleeveless shirt) but it's black instead. (Opposite of white is black.... opposite of someone who beats their wife is someone who get's beat by their wife)
"Charlie wore a beat by wifer to his best friends funeral, I know you're suppose to wear black at funerals but come on!"