A fork of Rural Dictionary
The technique used to test if a girl is, how you say, shaved or not; the process by which you start touching a girls stomach and then quickly swing a finger below her her belt and swoosh it back up (in a windshield wiper movement) before she can tell you you are being too forward.
On a first date I used the windshield wiper to find out what i really wanted to know about her. She had a jungle down there!
Noun; The term used for taking one's dick and rubbing it back and forth on another's forehead.
Used in a sentence: Last night I managed to give that slut the windshield wiper when she wasn't looking.
an act of foreplay in which the male taps his penis repeatedly from inner thigh to opposite inner thigh on another partner, varying speed levels
"babe, i want you to do the windshield wiper to me tonight" *tap* *tap* *squeals of pleasure*
When a woman is wearing glasses while giving you oral pleasure, she pulls your member out of her hot mouth and begins wiping it back and forth across her spectacles while you "NUT" joyously. Thus immitating the windshield wash and wiping actions.
Dude, Tom and Suzie were doing 69 when she gave herself the windshield wiper.
blowing a load on a girl's face, then taking your manhood and using it as a wiper blade to smear it all over her face.
when that ho was done blowing me i gave her the "windshield wiper".
When a man jizzes on the front of a girl's vagina and grabs his penis by the stem, wiping the semen back and forth and increasing the possibility of unwanted insemination.
"Man, I turned the windshield wiper on full blast after I spunked on her vag."
The fat on top of your bicep that acts like a squeegee to wipe away sweat on your face!
John wiped away the sweat off his face with his windshield wiper!