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(n), one who has Swiss block cheese titties. May be transparent in nature, showing many veins. Particularly nasty to look at or be flashed. CAUTION - nauseating nipples.
Gosh, Ashley has such woodard titties.
Someone that gets obnoxiously drunk and then proceeds to do all kinds of stupid shit. Including but not limited to pretending to throw up on people. Using whiskey as hair gel. Falling into pregnant women. Trying to suck on your girlfriend's toes. Stay away from Woodards. They are dangerous and should not spread their seed on this planet any further.
Did you see Woodard? He is acting like a tard tonight. If we go out tonight don't let me get wasted and pull a woodard. That guy has only had like two drinks and he is already acting like woodard. Woodard likes to make girls squirt... well fat ones at least.
Usually A family of extremely athletic individuals, known for being good at sports, smart, and are beauftiful/handsome individuals. awesom cooks, They are a cool down to earth family, crazy, very, hilarious, popular amongst people from their city. can handle their liquior
wow, they must be Woodards dude i use to dat this woodard chick and she's smokinn hott, she got it all, brains ,body, can cook, and much more :)
Woodard is a non working Lazy ass. Answers everything with "Huuhhh". Man I don't know? A Woodard is always popped (broke) even after pay day. Never accepts responsibly for anything, never takes charge and will always be a follower. A Woodard never completes a task and always leaves a mess wherever they are.
Don't be a Woodard and do some work.
A school full of fake ass people and where there’s fights like every other day.. the 8th graders think they that and should die.. and the 7th graders alr.. and the 6th graders are stupid lol
Girl:yooo should i come to woodard junior high Boy:fuck no