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Woodie's hoodie

Noun: A condom

Hey stranger, before we get down, let me go grab Woodie's hoodie so we can do this right.

by tjzwordz June 02, 2016

woodie-hoodie

pop a hardon in your pants

everytime she sits on my lap I get a woodie-hoodie

by woodpile January 20, 2010

woody hoody

Birth control method for prevention of pregnancy also known as a condom or latex prophylactic.

He was getting ready for the prom, and did not forget to pack a woody hoody, for later in his hotel room.

by Jilly Golightly September 22, 2013

Woody hoody

Using a leaf in place of a condom.

My girlfriend asked me if I had protection, so I grabbed the nearest woody hoody I could reach off of the tree.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

woody with a hoodie

Uncircumcised dick

Holy shit... Charles took his sexy little boxer briefs off, and ran his woody with a hoodie right down my fucken throat....again

by Juwel June 01, 2018