A fork of Rural Dictionary
You know those complete losers who win...
Although Jimbo won the race in a literal sense, he was never more then a fuckin wozer in the eyes of the crowd.
To wozerate is to be at a social event and walk about starting conversations with lots of people but seeing another person you know part way through and leaving. The cycle repeats. Wozerating may also involve unexpected disappearances of the wozerator for long periods of time at the event.
Whare did Bob go? He was just here!
Oh, he wozerates a lot.