A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sexy piece of art. Usually wearing glasses. A wylan has a great sense of humor and can make people smile a lot. A wylan goes all out to make people happy and is very romantic.
Wylan is fun
A complete badass that people underestimate, also a flutist, bombvoyage/bomb boy.
Person 1: Who is that?
Person 2: the one with all of the bombs, that is Wylan Van Eck.
Person 1: Who is that beside him?
Person 2: Kaz Brekker, it’s a father son duo.
Wylan Van eck is a dyslexic badass known for playing the flute, building bombs, being the sugar daddy of Jesper Fahey, and being extremely gay
Person one: who is that with the tall sharpshooter?
Person two: that’s Wylan van eck, his dad tried to kill him.
the wylan van velcro cult is a groupchat created by a santaka on twt and is a gc full of 68 mentally ill teenagers who spend there free time obsessing over a gay man and books.
"oh no! the wylan van velcro cult is on my timeline again"