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xylon

A simple-minded person. Might appear as a simpleton, but does say some smart things from time to time.

Xylon is always such a simpleton. I wasn't expecting him to come with that solution.

Xylon

Xylon is an absolutely sexy man. He is a very open-minded person with the BIGGEST DICK! One day, he will be the richest and most successful dude out of anyone! He's also a very smart dude...

Hey look, it's that pro Xylon!

Xylon

A way to describe somebody that's a chad. Hey man check out that Xylon over there.

Hey man did you hear that he pulled a xylon move he's a God.

Xylonation

When things that have been encountered are thought about to their extreme potential.

"Man, Fuck that Shit." "So you want me to have sexual intercourse with faeces then?" "Ahh, I see you have an interesting use of Xylonation there! You are most definitely Xylonated, dude!"

Xylon IF

A IFunny user that has been growing quick lot's of good comics, and is down to earth and speaks his mind but overall a great person.

IFunny user 1: Xylon IF is always on the explore channel and his sub count keeps rising. IFunny user 2: well he does post some good comics.