A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who says the word "yee" instead of saying "yes," causing them to sound like an overly excited retard
Man #1: Did you want to throw up some hoops tonight?
Man #2: Yee
Man #1: What the hell? Are you retarded?
Man #2: Hey watch it man, it's pronounced yeetard. Totally different.
Man #1: Whatever it is, you sound like a retard who just jizzed his pants.
A white-trash, redneck, keystone-light-drinking, grizzly-dipping type of person who is a big Earl Dibbles Jr fan. This person won't be caught dead driving anything but a big loud diseal engine truck. Also has been known to fly a confederate flag, despite not even being from the South. Usually equipped with a bunch of shitty tattoos of some patriotic or mildly racist meaning. Most notably this person has been known to let off a loud "Yee-Yee" when excited or aroused.
Person one: "why do you have a confederate flag flying off the back of your truck if you're from Maine?"
Yeetard: "Man it ain't about racism, it's about a lifestyle. It's about huntin, fishin, drivin trucks, dippin, and yellin YEE YEE!!!'
Person one: "No it's not, you dumb racist yeetard."
People who don’t know how to yeet
What the hell? he doesn’t know how to yeet? what a yeetard!
One of those guys who guys who drives a lifted truck with low profile wheels and tires, dips, and can usually be found tailgating at your local McDonald’s on any given Saturday night with his subs blaring.
“Heard your car got totaled, what happened?”
“I was leaving McDonalds when a Yeetard lost control of his truck and plowed into me.”