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Zango

Instant messenger that talks to most existing messengers, including yahoo, aim, and msn. seems to be great, but is actually spyware.

Zango is awesome.. too bad it is harmful to my computer!

by RAWRjosh May 08, 2007

Zango

it's what you say when you have a boner, and when you see a hot girl(s) next to you

a hot girl walks by and as obious what Boy did yelled out" Zango!!!!"

by Curly_Fries123 October 17, 2015

Zango

An acronym for something bad.

ZANGO means:

Zip
A
Nut,
Go
On

In which, you're only hurting your computer because it's going inside it painfully... some spam, adware, trojans, and all that orgasms computers get.

by 01284102 October 01, 2007

Zango

Reffering To Someone, Or Something, That Is A Weak Person, Or Thing, That Is Not Capable Of Doing Things On His Own, Someone Who Always Needs Help From Others.

How Come I Always Have To Lend You Money You Zango?

by x_____FLiPsTu May 25, 2006

Zingo-Zango

A term to be exclaimed in clownish elation over any of a number of situations, most often placed at the end of a statement.

"Look, there's a brick of cheese in the fridge I forgot about. Zingo-Zango!"

by B Syntax March 21, 2010

bamming vango zango

a woman that makes getting herpes fun!

She was a bamming vango zango, Im gonna visit her every night this week!

by frank flakestone January 14, 2010

Zango

The second half of GangoZango and is also not as cringe as the first half (Gango)

Random Dude: Gango is cringe good thing Zango is not cringe

by I like children69 April 16, 2022