Country Dictionary

zeer

One who uses a lot of z's

He never uses x's he is more of a zeer.

zip-zeer

A sound that you can make when you whip by people very fast.

Zak: "Hey guys, here comes-" Kurt: "Zip-Zeer!" (runs by all quick-like) Zak: "What a dick."

Dan-zeer

The act of a man named Dan, standing behind a bra-less woman, cupping her breasts & lifting gently...

The woman didn't like the way her boobs looked when she glanced in the mirror, then her main man Dan came up behind her, gently scooped her boobs in his hands, and said " Wow, is that a new Dan-zeer"?

Zeer

Ear sex(dick in ear) a type of sex for people with tiny dicks {a type of sex native to the Simpian language}

Hey Jake I wanna have zeer Sorry Gracie my dick too big Ok ill go have zeer with Thomas

Zeer

Zoom beer

I got class tomorrow at 8:30 am and it’s a boring ass lecture. I might as well get a zeer going.

Cockin zeers

Cockin zeers is simple your either cockin zeers or you are not. Cockin zeers is an art form that is not held by all, but if you are cockin zeers then you are a zeer cocker

Girl: Hey are you cockin zeers Boy: oink oink Girl: fuck me