A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of putting your mouth on someones stomach and blowing, making a fart-like air noise.
"I was sleeping, and all of a sudden I was awakened by some homeless man giving me a zerber."
The act of taking a shit on somebody's tummy area and then burying one's face in it and then blowing hard, making a satisfying farting sound.
I took a shit on Fred's tummy, rubbed it in a little and then I pressed my face in it and blew real hard, making a farting sound. Fred giggled. That's what I call giving a Dirty Zerber !!
The act of blowing air into a vagina while she is on her period and then she pushes the air out making a bloody gurgling noise
I gave Jenna a crimson zerber last night and we both laughed as the blood and sloshing fart noises came out her.