Country Dictionary

ziek

a fucking gay idiot who will never live pass the age of 24 because he’s just so fucking stupid

“hey that a fucking idiot” “Yeah, it’s ziek”

van zieks

a character from the great ace attorney/dai gyakuten saiban (my spelling is bad, I'm so sorry)
he is commonly headcanoned as either gay, somewhat racist or homophobic.

common ships on ao3 are :
sholmes x van zieks
ryunosuke x van zieks
and kazuma x van zieks
albert x van zieks too
yes these are all slash ships, ask ao3 users (I do use ao3 , don't ask me though)

i wrote this for fun, don't come at me if you disagree

K : hey partner, do you simp for van zieks?
R : kazuma! you know i am not a simp!
K : ........really?

Ziek

Sick in a good way!

That’s Ziek!

Ziek

Dutch for “oh yes, fuck me, please”. An appropriate and polite response to any solicitation for intercourse, especially for closeted men.

“Want some Neflix and Chill?”
“Ziek”
“Cool, let’s go”