A fork of Rural Dictionary
An Arizonian who comes to the West Coast beach cities every year and generally irritates all locals. Easily recognized by their rash guards, smashball games, and general disregard for beach etiquette.
Local 1: Dude, how was the beach? Local 2: the shred was good, but the whole damn beach was infested with Zonies!
Annoying old tourists from arizona who don't know how to drive, and always seem to be looking up.
Wouldn't it be nice to shoot every zonie outside of arizona?
A resident of Arizona who's life is hopping from one air conditioned area to another.
All the zonies say they can handle the heat but most of them can't.
a term for Ari-ZON-ans, first used by people in San Diego for those who flee the desert heat for the beaches in the heat of summer.
Man, look at all the Zonies who are here! There's no place for us regular beach folk to put down a towel and sunbathe!
Short of Arizonian, these people invade local beach towns in California during the summer causing traffic jams, and straight up annoying the population of the local town.
Person #1: Damn zonies fukn invade San Diego every summer! Person #2: Fuck i know! They need to get their own damn town
A person from Arizona. Often used in California during the summer when loads of Arizonans come over to fill up the beaches and shuffle around Disneyland.
I tried to go to the beach today but it was totally filled with zonis and their stuff. or People in Arizona really hate Snowbirds but then they go do the same thing by flocking to California in the summer.