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Zoon is really fucking sexy and hes the hottest person you could even meet

omg look theres zoon
woah no way hes so fucking sexy i wanna marry zoon right now
yeah same

n.
A term to describe a close friend.

Hows my Zoon?
Hey, whats going on Zooner?

The name Zoon is an uncommon name which means a person who is Loony. People rarely have this name because their parents don’t think they can live up to the one and only Zoon The Loon

Hey, that Zoon over , he’s a really nice guy, also a huge Loon

Buzzed off nicotine, usually after hitting a juul.

Dude, I hit like four juuls at a time and I was zooned out of my mind.

Zooning: (v.) Zoning out during a Zoom session.

If this speaker had an ounce of charisma, I wouldn't be zooning.

a word debbie made up at at scrabble

I just got zooned by debbie at scrabble.

A quick sound used to fill the silence in conversations. Meant to mimick the sound of techno or dance music often heard in nightclubs. Also utilized to change subjects in conversations.

Guy 1: I think I might be gay.

Guy 2: Azoon zoon zoon yo man Entourage premieres tonight.