Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

grabasstic

Having the qualities of a playground game of grab-ass, ie, totally chaotic and disorganized.

John's presentation at the meeting was so grabasstic that no one knew what the hell he was getting at.

by Serpent January 07, 2004

folex

fake expensive watch as in, faux (french for fake)Rolex, faux-lex, folex

check out homeboy's folex

by rick August 29, 2003

front burner

1. an attractive female, so hot that she is the large, front burner on the stove.

Damn, that hotty is a front burner for sure.

by Bud E Love May 05, 2003

ego-fart

Flatulence forced from one's body in a pompous, self-satisfying manner, without regard to the consideration of others.

Although his friends quickly rolled down the car windows, Shane was so full of himself, he took a big, proud whiff of his smelly ego-fart.

by Josh Dingus December 02, 2004

cornball

adj. Of a cheesy, corny, and otherwise over-the-top feelgood nature.

Virtually any inspirational quote that makes you shudder. From the third Kerry and Bush debate: In the Oval Office there's a painting by a friend of Laura and mine named -- by Tom Lea.  It's a West Texas painting, a painting of a mountain scene.  And he said this about it -- he said," Sarah and I live on the east side of the mountain.  It's the sunrise side, not the sunset side.  It's the side to see the day that is coming, not to see the day that is gone."  I love the optimism in that painting because that's how I feel about America. -G. W. Bush "The patriotic music in political ads is so cornball."

by Erin Dann October 17, 2004

deep six

The six refers to a grave, as in six feet under. The deep refers to the ocean. Together we have a death at sea, where youre grave is much futher down than 6 ft. Today we just use it to say "throw away" or something like that.

Deep six that old couch

by el deepo sixo February 14, 2004

chop

The act of picking someone up.

i chopped this girl in the subway last weekend.

by tecc July 21, 2003