Country Dictionary

a quarter of an ounce

let me cop a quad

To be formally and officially fucked. What Pat is on this test.

Bush proper fucked the States. That u-haul just proper fucked that guy on his bike. After missing his shot in the brick champion ships, Billy got proper fucked. The legal system proper fucks minorites. Rossy O'Donald proper fucked that snack bar. The Romans proper fucked Jesus. Iraq.

The act of licking douches

Dude 1: I hate the Cardinals Dude 2: I too hate them, especially that douche licker Albert Pujols

a shiny object which keeps me mezmorized for hours on end...oo yes its toasts toast to...

1) (present form) wow that toaster is shiny 2) (present posessive) wow my toaster is shinier 3) (present vulgar) give me my shiny toaster 'fore i cap yo ass

Fat assed midget

Overweight midget in jackass

someone who is using flash hacks in Counterstrike.

I flashed that flacker!!

Socialy unexcepted person who belives they are going to be shot so they keep a gun tucked safely away in their asshole.

kIDS AT COLEMBINE AFTER THE SHOOTING