A fork of Rural Dictionary
The quality of being a sober person. A person who drinks a lot is drunk, and a person who does not dink has the quality of being sober, they are sobritious.
Me: "You are the alchoholic Ying to my sobritious Yang." You: "Hey, sobritious isn't a word!" Me: "Yes it is, you're just a drunk and don't know any better!"