A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Person of Sweden, Scandinavia, Northern Europe. Typically tall and very good-looking with white-blonde hair and blue eyes. There is a stereotype that says Swedish girls are all horny bimbo sluts, but this mostly came from a couple of Swedish actresses during the 1950s who played some of the first nude roles. 2. A whitish-green vegetable with broad waxy leaves that grow in a tight "rose". Belongs to the cabbage family.
(This actually happened in my school.) Person 1: Did you see that HOT new girl? She is HOT! Person 2: Yeah, she's Swedish. Person 1: I would BANG her! Person 2: Dude, woah. She's only like, 12. They grow fast in Sweden.