Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Dell

A computer sold mostly off the internet, via newspaper ads and TV ads. It comes pre loaded with all kinds of crap software that is useless. After all that is uninstalled it becomes a pretty decent computer for the cheap price. A fresh XP install is recommended.

Dude, you're getting a Dell! Hold on lemmie grab some weed.

by 1069 August 01, 2005

short film

1) A film that's short 2) An MJ video

Ok we're going to watch a short film here

by 1069 October 28, 2006

asperger's syndrome

A form of autism believe it or not. Named after Hans Asperger. Aspergers Syndrome can be mild or extreme. Its a gift and a curse at the same time. Its known mostly for being a social issue. People with it can walk and talk like normal people but the ability to handle talking with people, dealing with people, understand social "cues" and even so much as going up and asking for a new cheeseburger in a restaurant if it is made wrong without feeling like a complete idiot and fearing what the people working there are thinking of them can and will be VERY hard. In other cases, so much as walking down the street is a problem for these people. People with aspergers syndrome often have very small interests for example computers or radio or a certain TV show or music. Because of their lack of the ability to deal with people, people with this issue often stick to themselfs. Often in their rooms. They learn about their favorite subjects to the point of having encyclopedic knowldege of the subject. This is partially where the term "little professer" came from. Aspergers Syndrome comes with a few additional problems. People with it often have strong OCD and deal with panic attacks. Poeple with it have problems being touched. So much as being hugged or touched by their parents, family or anybody even close to them can be a very bad expirence for them. grooming, wearing of socks, can be a problem. bad posture is also a common problem with people with aspergers syndrome.

A mild form of autism is known as asperger's syndrome.

by 1069 February 02, 2007

scheisse

Shit. Shite. Merde. The "S" word. The other word for "Crap" scheisse is the German word for it. Also known as Shyste

scheisse! This piece of scheisse computer won't work. Oh well. I have to go and take a scheisse.

by 1069 May 30, 2005

Roadrunner

Time Warner Cable's internet service. Beats the crap out of dial up and DSL anyday.

Roadrunner kicks lots of ass.

by 1069 November 27, 2005

boot camp

Alternative to jail for teenagers where you're treated like you're in the military. Where Maury sends out of control teenagers.

Alright you're going to boot camp

by 1069 November 11, 2006

nightclub

A place where people dance, drink and take drugs.

I like to party at the nightclub.

by 1069 August 26, 2006