A fork of Rural Dictionary
The ratchet act of trendy photograph pose of females squatting to the ground and looking like they are going to shit on the ground.
You see this girls Tinder profile? Yea, she in the dump squat photo pose. Looks like she going to drop a huge pile.
The ratchet act of females squating down to the floor for a photographic pose and looking like the are going to take a dump on the ground.
Hey check out this girls Tinder profile! Oh yea, she in the Dump Squat Photo Pose. Look like she going to leave a huge pile.
A firehouse dozen is what you ask for at Dunkin Donuts to let the employee know to include a minimal of 3 or more Boston Kreme’s within the dozen to prevent people from fighting over the gem of all donuts. Also many Dunkin locations will add additional jelly’s as well.
Yo Carl, you better not be eating the Boston Kreme!!! I will fight you!
It’s all good, Tony brought a firehouse dozen(donuts).
Usually a hot mom or nanny that pushes small children around in strollers around the neighborhood.
You know a neighborhood has really gentrified when all you see is dudes in tight pants walking little dogs, and trophy pushers on every corner.
In the act of running late: It’s the last ditch effort of throwing a shirt or a pair of pants in the dryer for approximately 5 minutes in efforts to remove wrinkles prior to a date or public appearance.
Yo Carl, are you ready to head to the party?
Hold up right quick, let me hot toss this shirt, I forgot to iron it earlier.
A female who moves incredibly slow while dating and treats her pussy like It’s a prize at the end of a marathon. Often only wanting to go out once a week for weeks at a time and no signs or expectations of sex.
Hey Carl, you still talking to that Jenna girl?
Naw man, I had to cut her loose. She was a pussy marathoner & I'm not running.
When a guy’s girlfriend or wife is determined by his friends to be too hot and or out of his league.
Wow! Carl’s new girl is really hot! He really overpulled on that one.
Way to overpull a 10 Carl!