A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Shark Shit is the disgusting act of someone swimming at the beach that is too lazy to get out of the water and use the public restroom like a normal person, instead they take a shit right there and then in the ocean.
"Dude, its freakin cold out there and those restrooms dont got doors on the stalls; Fuck it! we shark shittin today!!!"
this is the purple/brown like color your thumb turns into after over exerting it into someone's anus (including your own), causing it to slightly become bruised also
Dude, can I borrow your gloves for today? me and Neil were playing hitchhiker sex all night and now I got Plum Thumb from it being up his ass for so long....
this is the white residue left on your clothes (usually inside your jeans) from 1-3 day old jackoff semen that you forgot to clean and now has become a chalk-like powder that kinda flakes off when you scratch it with your nail, wondering what it is...
Ernie, this cock chalk all over your clothes is out of control!!!! Please son, stop jacking off so much.
this is when a basketball player jumps so high while dunking a basketball that the person trying to defend him comes eye to eye with the dunkers dick
I hope you guys like the smell of Penis, cause ya'll bout to get Dick Dunked on!!!!
this is a Pilipino that's not as rowdy and loud as most of them are; instead hes just Chill
Listen Ryan, if you wanna come over to my house for the Pacquiao fight on Friday, be sure not bring all them loud ass idiot friends of yours; my dad said Chillipinos ONLY.
Jayster is a nickname for a woman named Jackie. A Fine Ass Woman who knows how to treat, please, and satisify any Man lucky enough to cum into contact with her on an intimate level. She has a killer sexy smile, beautiful soft and healthy hair that u just wanna run ur fingers thru as she pleasures you day in and day out.She has perfect , volumptuous size breasts that youd die for just to get a glimse of; the kind of breasts that you cud masterbate to at any time of the day just by thinking about them. She has an ASS that makes you wanna get lost in forever, its so big and perfectly shaped. And last but not least, she has the cookie of a Goddess im sure, and is no match for any mortal man except that of a man with a cock thats so mighty and rock hard that it tames her into a sex driven beast that wants to constantly be drilled, day in and day out. Jayster is undoubtedly my fantasy and best dream EVER!!
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