Country Dictionary

When a person is so hairy they look like a teen wolf or they have a sweater on, when they are shirtless. It looks like their body has a Jericurl and needs to be VACed, hence the word JVAC

Jason is so hairy, he needs to JVAC daily like a shag rug.

Driving worse than someone who is blind

Drunk drivers are practically same as skused drivers

Mike's driving is skused. He almost hit a house and parked in the front yard.

Skused is when your driving sucks and it feels like you are driving drunk. Just like when your drunk you skew your words.....your driving is skused.

STOP driving skused, learn how to drive before you injure someone.

Skused in when someones driving is so bad, it is like they drive drunk all the time. Always on peoples lawn and over the edge on roads.

Mike drives so skused, he drives on peoples lawns more than the roads.

Macapussy is someone that thinks they are a mack daddy and thinks they get a lot of pussy. A macapussy thinks they are similar to a pimp, buy actually only can get get fat chicks and beat up.

Scott thinks he is a mack daddy, but he definitely is more of a macapussy that gets beat up.

Bildo is the name given to a balding guy named bill, because his head looks like a dildo. Bill + dildo = BILDO

BILL is going bald and needs hair treatments, he looks like a BILDO

Wod is an abbreviation for waste of dick. Usually given to a guy that is a virgin or never uses his penis and might as well have a vagina.

That big tittie girl wanted to bang Matt in the shower, she was butt naked and he got in wearing clothes. Matt is a wod and should donate his penis, since he does not use it.