A fork of Rural Dictionary
When she say she wanna smash, but you look up her address and she moved to Ohio
Guy 1: hey where did Girl go? Guy 2: she totally March 16th me
when the gods say yeet the child and you go with it
Guy 1(an idiot): please don't yeet my child he's my only son Guy 2 : sacrifices must be made
More like candace dick fit in your mouth
Guy 1: did you see candace this weekend? Guy 2: who's candance?
Guy 1: did you bring the lube? Guy 2: I brought something better *takes out peanut butter and jelly sandwich* Guy 1: this is why we're compatible
Guy 1: Hey, you enjoying at this party? Guy 2 (sober): Nah man, I be complaining
Guy 1: man hand me some dildo-shaped produce? Guy 2: *hands him a pineapple* Guy 1: this is what separates the boys from the men