Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Diarrhea

When you're sliding into first And your pants begin to burst That's diarrhea, diarrhea When you're sliding into two And your pants are filled with goo That's diarrhea, diarrhea When you're sliding into third And you feel a greasy turd That's diarrhea, diarrhea When you're sliding into home And your pants are filled with foam That's diarrhea, diarrhea You're getting in a state cos' you've left it very late diarrhea diarrhea It comes out of your bum like a bullet from a gun diarrhea diarrhea runs down your leg like a scrambled egg diarrhea diarrhea It's not very funny but it's very hot and runny diarrhea diarrhea

I got diarrhea

by A.S.Swipe December 23, 2017

Dab

Something I did in class on the teachers desk last year at the last day.

"Hey Jerry lets get a picture of u dabbing on your couch." "Okay Tom." Jerry dabs on the couch, all of a sudden his mom comes in and gasps, now Jerry is gonna get spanked

by A.S.Swipe December 23, 2017

Pervert

Someone who can be gay or a homosexual and is doing innapropiate things in public, can be arrested for.

A man is groping a woman in public, then she points and yells "PERVERT!" Good job Jerry, now people are calling 911 and people are calling you pervert

by A.S.Swipe December 23, 2017