A fork of Rural Dictionary
A slang term for Kotex maxi pads.
Karen: It's that time of the month again. I need to buy some pocket rockets and launching pads.
A way to describe something that is more moronic then just regular moron. When the word moron is simply insufficient to describe just how idiotic something is.
Jackie: Could he BE any more of an idiot? Jen: Moron Sauce!
A way to describe someone or something that is more moronic then just regular moron. When the word moron is simply insufficient to describe the level of idiocy that someone or something has achieved.
Jackie: Could he BE any more of an idiot? Jen: Moron Sauce!
A way to describe something that is more moronic then just regular moron. In other words, when the word moron just can't describe how idiotic something is.
Jackie: Could he BE any more of an idiot? Jen: Moron Sauce!
To waste time, idle; trifle; loiter. To move slowly, languidly, or dilatorily; saunter.
Stop poking your ass and help me with these packages!
Premature eloculation is the what happens when you get in your car, and you reach over to unlock the door for someone, and they try the handle too soon so you have to unlock it again, and they try it too soon again so you have to unlock it yet again. Their repeated attempts to open the the door too soon is known as premature eloculation.
Karen: Would you please give it a second before trying to open the door? That's premature eloculation!