A fork of Rural Dictionary
A woman who uses her menstrual cycle to justify her cantankerous nature, A female who loves to find negativity in any situation, and or lacks a sense of humor. A female that purposely causes drama.
"Man, no matter what I do for this broad, she ain't ever happy, she's just a Kotex Kontessa". " Kotex Kontessa ruined my evening when she showed up at my homie's crib drunk , talkin shit"
Somebody who achieves sexual gratification by spanking the monkey over or onto a tampon, bloody or new.
Didja hear that Maxwell is a true Kotex masturbator? Yeah, he fishes his girlfriend's bloody tampons out of the wastepaperbasket and attempts to inseminate them! How gross!!!
1. a moody bastard. 2. an individual who sees no positive side to anything. 3. A feminine acting man who swears he's not gay
1. George is such a captain kotex. That faget walks and talks like a homo but swears he's straight. 2. Your dad is captain kotex. He is always yelling at you.
1. A person who is a pussy 2. Someone bitches a lot 3. A person acting in a cunt like manner
John is a Kotex cowboy today
1. A group of women who consider estrogen-guided emotions as a reliable source of logic and/or reason, and rely on this clusterfuck of insanity to manipulate and scandalize solely for self-gain. 2. My fucking cunt bosses
I was explaining the benefits of providing FACTUAL sales results to the flighty VP when she and the rest of the Kotex Mafia burst into a tizzy over the last episode of Gray's Anatomy.