A fork of Rural Dictionary
A skinny guy who likes to sleep in the folds or flaps of a very fat woman.
Danny loves his hotdog mama sooo much he cant wait to go see her
A skinny guy who enjoys sleeping in the flaps or folds of a very fat woman.
Dave loves sleeping with the mother in law, he loves the hotdog mama
The mother of all poo. The one that blocks your mother-in-laws toilet so that you can never go back there.
The wifes mum doesnt want me to go around there more. The kurnal made an apperance last time!
Stuck on a packed train with a turtlehead (a poo), no where to go.
John Connor to Danny 'I was on the train home last night in rush hour and i seriously had tube trouble'. Danny 'no toilets about?' John Connor 'nah i was storing it like a camel all day!'.
Having an argument with THE Man, a big company who run every day society like an energy supplier, phone company etc who try ripping you off
D to Sp**rk En**gy 'Your clearly over charging me now fix it and fuck off!' H to D 'How was your day?' D 'Well I was Having a barney with barney today , didnt get anywhere' H 'aw well ill make it better, just bend me over' D 'boom'
When your dog does a steamer and you bag it up and chuck it as far as you can to see who you hit.
haha funny story Fido did his business and I bag, tag and hurl ed it at this oldlady
A great pair of tits on a petite woman.
Danny and Jc are sitting in the park and a tasty woman goes past. Danny 'Loubies alert at 1 oclock!'