Country Dictionary

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BirthYAY

A combination of Birthday and YAY!, typically to indicate excitement about a birthday; a portmanteau of "Birthday" and "YAY".

See "FriYAY" for reference.

Karen - "Woo hoo! It's my BirthYAY weekend! We're going out!"

Ann Marie - "Weekend?! It's my BirthYAY Month! We're going out repeatedly!"

by AMarie0908 May 27, 2011

stretchingly realistic

Thos action movie scenes that are in no way possible (it's a stretch) but the action hero manages to pull it off.
For example: Bond movies, Bourne movies, Twilight Series, etc.

Michael - "I saw Salt."
Ann Marie "How was it?"
Michael - "It was good, lots of action, a few parts were 'stretchingly realistic' but good story though."

by AMarie0908 August 03, 2010

stand-in alcoholic

When you can't attend/participate in (work) "functions" such as Happy Hour, client parties, the office holiday party, etc.

Melissa - "I'm too hung over to go to this wine tasting event tonight but the client expects someone from our office to be there."
Ann Marie - "Do you need me to be your stand-in alcoholic?"
Melissa - "WOULD YOU?! That would be such a big help."

Anna - "I already went to 3 parties this week! I can't go to anymore. I need to give my liver a rest. Do you want to be my stand-in alcoholic? There should be some cute guys there."
Ann Marie - "Sure!"

by AMarie0908 December 03, 2010

rock my box

Verb - to have excellent sexual intercourse.

past tense - "rocked my box"

Variations: rock the box, rocked her box, rockin' the box

"I asked him to rock my box."

"Last night he rocked my box."

"Dude, last night I rocked her box. The bed moved."

by AMarie0908 May 13, 2010

cyber trance

the trance (zoning out) a non-tech person goes into when lost at an IT Tech meeting when the Tech people start throwing around terms like xml, url, code validation, parameters, servers, etc.

Melissa - "What was the matter with you in that meeting? You were in another place."

Ann Marie - "I had nothing to contribute in that tech meeting. All that talk put me in a cyber trance."

by AMarie0908 January 19, 2011

pillow texting

verb: "Pillow texting" happens in place of pillow talk - when you are not together but each of you are in your respective beds texting each other "good night"s, "wish you were here"s, etc. This invariably leads to sexting.

TJ - Our pillow texting doesn't hold a candle to our pillow talk. ;-)

Ann Marie - Pillow texting will have to tide us over until we can have our real pillow talk. :-*

by AMarie0908 March 23, 2011

artificial stupidity

artificial stupidity is when a natural brunette who dyes/highlights their hair blonde claims a "blonde moment" to make an excuse for a stupid move.

Eric "That was dumb!"
Ann Marie "Sorry. I had a 'blonde moment.'"
Eric "But you're not a REAL blonde! You had artificial stupidity!"

by AMarie0908 August 16, 2010