A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you shit into a sock and beat/put your hamster down/out of its misery.
Bro i just totally dustin Arko’d my hamster last night after it escaped it’s tank for the last time
When you rub your dick so raw that it begins to appear like that of a Rottweilers penis and everything that comes out of it from then on is either blood or more flesh
Fuck bro last week i totally Payton Fountaine’d my dick and now I’ve been pissing sideways since