A fork of Rural Dictionary
Phrase you can use when leaving a message on the answering machine of a very political friend or relative.
On answering machine: "Hi, I'm your son and I approve this message. I'd be happy to dog-sit while you're away for the week. By the way, I mailed in my ballot...so stop nagging me to vote."
Something old and slow to the point of obsolescence.
Don't bother buying that game for my brother. His computer is a dinosaur and cannot run it.
Term used to emphasize one's indifference on the presupposition of interest, especially when "through a rolling doughnut".
"You think we want to hear your opinion? Nobody gives a flying fuck through a rolling doughnut what you think, Ted!"
A pseudo-documentary horror movie that inspires different reactions based on your intelligence: If IQ < 70 Then reaction$ = "I thought it was real!" Else If IQ < 80 Then reaction$ = "They didn't fool me! I knew it was fake!" Else IF IQ < 90 Then reaction$ = "A brilliant film! It plays on your visceral fears." Else reaction$ = "Dumb!" End If
"I have The Blair Witch Project on DVD." "Wwwwwwhhhhhyyyyyy????"
1) Female organs that are: Okay if small O O Better if they protrude (.)(.) Even better if they bifurcate (.Y.) Best if they have also have big areola (oYo) 2) Word that appears on your calculator if you key in 5,318,008 and turn it upside-down.
From age 12 to 13 boys obsess about exclusively over boobies but later diverge to include other parts.
The act of throwing oneself out a window. From defenestration, the act of throwing something out a window.
Fred's emotional pain led to his autodefenestration.
Nothingness in place of desired information. Antonym: 411
Father: Son, where are you going? Son: I'm just going to hang out with my friends. Father: Aw come on man! Don't give me the 404. Where are you going? Son: YOU ARE SUCH A DORK! (door slams)