Country Dictionary

tuxbird aka lil white forehead bitch

Guy A: Do you watch Tuxbird? Guy B: No I watch Xurbdic

The name of the small piece of fat in your armpit.

Person A: Dude how big is your gerald? Person B: Get the fuck away from me?

A locomotive from Brighton. Also known as Dick Mabbutt

There’s 73962, Dick Mabbutt!

When your home gym doesn’t have any heavier dumbbells, so you hold two in one hand.

I didn’t have any 75s, so I had to use the poor man’s grip.

honky youtuber

Guy A: You watch SnipingSoup? Guy B: YESSIR YEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWW

Hopefully not 2020 Part 2

Person A: So what do you expect for 2021? Person B: Hopefully not a 2020 rerun.

ostrich fuck re tard

iFunny censored ostrich Fuck I mean reetard