A fork of Rural Dictionary
The baguette goddess is the goddess of all the baguettes including garlic baguettes
Person: “ who is the baguette goddess” Layla Walton: ”it’s me I am the baguette goddess”
The baguette Queen is the queen of all the baguettes including garlic baguettes
Person: “ who is the baguette queen” Layla Walton: ”it’s me I am the baguette queen”
Louise Verneuil’s cereal provided by Alex Turner. The meal consists of cornflakes or Frosties with Alex Turners semen instead of milk .
“Alex I’m hungry can you make me breakfast”- Louise “Cumflakes?”-Alex “Yessss please”-Louise
virus that turns you into a baguette stan
“I’ve got my results back” “I’ve got laylavirus” *eats baguette in tears*