Country Dictionary

How stupid people say boner

Stupid Kid:OMG!!!!!!11 i wuz watchin (insert porno) and i got a b0ner!!!!!111 LOLZ!!!!!!1111

Term used by us Ocalans used to describe the boredom of the town.

Ocala Kid 1: Sup dude? Wanna hang out somewhere after school? Ocala Kid 2: We live in Slowcala, bitch, I'm going home to masturbate.

See Slowcala

Why the hell would you search for "Ocala," bitch?

Cheesy lines used by sleezy guys to "pick up" girls for the night. You know a girl is shallow/stupid/or just straight up horny, if she falls for these.

Random Guy: Wanna come to my house for pizza and a fuck? Random Girl: Uh.....no.... Random Guy: What's the matter? Don't like pizza?

Fine^2 ! ! !

Your girlfriend may be fine but your sister is foin!

Futile publicity stunt that took place during half-time of Super Bowl XXXVIII where half naked women *tried* to play football. I downloaded this "game" a couple days ago and it was absolutely pitiful, imagine paying $29.95 to watch that piece of shit?!?! Final Score: Team Dream 6 Team Euphoria 0 Woot Woot! But seriously: Worst...softcore porn....ever...

Random Guy 1: So are we gonna order the Lingerie Bowl? Random Guy 2: Of course, dude, it's not like we'll see any skin during the half-time show... *30 minutes later* Random Guy 2: Fuck...

Get back in line; stop acting outside of who you really are

Know your role and give me head, hoe!