A fork of Rural Dictionary
Meerkat toe is the part of particularly large woman’s gunt where the flab folds join to the belly button
Caw look at that gert whale over there, she’s got a lovely meerkat toe
A dirty vic is a medium sized gang bang involving at least 15 people but no more than 20. At least a quarter of the people involved must be legally classified as a dwarf. Mayonnaise and Nutella is the preferred lubricant for a dirty vic but baked beans can be used. It must be noted that everyone involved should be infected with aids.
Guy 1: hey man we popping to the shop before dirty vic? I need to get some Nutella
Guy 2: fuck yea bro I gotta get that 5 litre tub of mayonnaise!
A dirty lis is when a lizard eating backstreet Asian midget spits into the maggot infested anus of a filthy used Russian prostitute while they both chug vodka.
Guy 1: fancy licking up the juice leftover from that dirty lis?
Guy 2: read my mind dawg
A dirty gabs is when you freeze a large poo, smash it into pieces and use the pieces for your special homemade brownies or cookies
Guy 1: guna make some cookies today
Guy 2: sounds lush bro
Girl 1: I’m holding in a wicked poop right now, fancy making a dirty gabs?
Guy 1: how else would you make cookies bitch?