A fork of Rural Dictionary
(gurt) v. -ing the act of physically pleasuring a man in any way shape or form.
1. oh, please gert me off 2. The girl was gerting me off. 3. i was gerting a man softly.
A term used for someone being completely retarded whilst thinking he/she is the oposite.
(n) A cigarette (v) to smoke
(n) i'm dying for a gert. (v) i've been gerting my ass off all night.
a clown that smells like vagina on a stemey hot sunday afternoon
get your gert out of my food now, you faggot
Gert refers to masculine women of a certain age that have a penchant for utility tools and sensible, practicle accessories. Originally adopted from Gertrude Stein, best-selling feminist and lesbian literature guru. Gerts will often come and rescue you when you are in danger and have a habit of commandeering situations while wagging their meter ruler. Can also be used as a verb. To Gert of somewhere.
"The lovely Gert came in her camper van." "Wear a sensible Gert shirt to your interview" "Be a pragmatic Gert and take a rex hunt fishing tool"