A fork of Rural Dictionary
One of the highest crime and homeless rates of any city in the US
Person 1: Have you heard of the human shit in the streets? Person 2: Yeah, that's in San Franshitsgo
When someone is too lazy to type in three letters to spell the word delighted, they say dlited instead.
Person 1: Wrong person? Person 2: It came in I dlited it
The worst state in almost everything
Person: I'm tired of living in Mississishitty
Word for "was shit on", also meaning the US state of Washington.
Person 1: Hey, how was your trip to Washington? Person 2: In Seattle I Washiton.
Robert Nevilis was a Nazi scientist who, in 1905, invented the torture method known as "homework". He invented this specially for children because he liked to see dumb kids get even dumber. He has been rated by countless historians as a candidate for the worst and most evil human to have ever lived, as his infamous torture devices are still used by his employees today.
Tommy: I have homework, and it's all Robert Nevilis' fault!
The army of minions employed by Robert Nevilis to issue his new torture device, homework. To this day, they are still bent on torturing their students with this evil method, although some teachers have broken away from these ways and started actually teaching.
Student: Ugh, I hate teachers! Other student: They're not all terrible, my teacher's a good teacher