A fork of Rural Dictionary
An elaborate public dramatic presentation that usually depicts a historical or traditional event.
Peter: "For Xerxes, every meal is a pageant."
When a girl or a guy only wants to see you for sexual intercourse. Not being your girlfriend/ boyfriend nor friend.
John: Hey man, how did your date go with Denisse? Jack: Really bad man, she sex zoned me, she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she only wants sex. John: That's bad? What's wrong with guys nowadays?
It's like saying "are you kidding me" or "are you shitting me", but stronger than those two. Like bullshitting, but with another animal.
Guy: "Barack Obama died 10 minutes ago in an accident." Other guy: "What? You gotta be horseshitting me."
Those who only go to church on Sundays with fancy clothes to see who they can meet there and look like good people. Not really interested in religion or being good guys.
-"Where's John? He never comes to play Tennis with us on Sundays." -"He's a Sunday church asshole." -"Bah, what an asshole."