A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hey, let’s go get some U.K Cheese Dude, you do realize that’s marijuana right Yea, I know
A virus appearing all over the news that isn’t going to last very long, because it’s Made in China
“Have you heard of the Coronavirus” “Yes. I also know it won’t last very long” “Why” “It’s Made in China”
A horrid Chinese province, home to the Wuhan Lab of Virology, which created and released Covid-19, killing millions of people worldwide. DO NOT VISIT
Ron: I’m thinking of visiting China this upcoming week. Where should I go? Jacob: There are many beautiful parts of China. Just steer clear of the Hubei province. Its cities are extremely ugly, the food is terrible, the air quality sucks, and the people living there do nothing but run around eating bats! Ron: But I thought Covid-19 was created in a lab. Jacob: Even if it wasn’t, Hubei single handedly released a virus killing millions of human beings, including over 60,000 Chinese. You should not visit.
A fancy way of saying “Not my Problem“
Did you hear about the news, and how schools are demanding to keep their sports programs, even though students could catch the Coronavirus? Sorry sweetie, not my circus, not my monkey. I’m doing school online this semester
A dope Loch Ness monster from the first generation Pokémon games. Also known as the second best Pokémon ever, only behind Marowak.
Person 1: I just found a Lapras in Pokémon Go! Person 2: Wow dude, you’re so lucky, I’ve been waiting hours for one Person 3: Oh Lapras is way better than Slurpuff Person 4: Yeah totally, Slurpuff can go suck it
A made up gender identity that originated on Tumblr. It describes someone who has a base gender (male, female, agender, etc.) but it changes depending on the people they interact with. Some consider it valid, while other people don't see it as a valid identity, but the person just simply trying to fit in
Person 1: I'm a chameleogender. What that means is that I identify as male when I'm around guys like you, but identify as a female when around women Person 2: I'll support you and all, but I just think you're trying to fit in with the people around you, and are mistaking that for your identity. Nothing wrong with that Person 1: It's valid. I SWEAR! Person 2: Even if it is, you still don't need to make LGBTQ+ your whole identity