A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you go into a rusty old van and get your cock chopped off with a weed whacker or a chain saw. You are given two thin napkins to stop the bleeding.
Yo, Vazquez just got a Colombian Sex Change.
A person who smells of urine. Does not shave and hasn't showered since the revolution
Take a shower you banksie
When you put both of (bofa) these nuts down your throat.
Hey do you like bofa? No. What the fuck is that. Dude are you shitting me you've gotta love bofa. I don't fucking know what it is. It's bofa dese nuts down your throat bitch.
The amount of force behind a shit. Goes good with the song "Under Pressure" by Queen
Dude my gronch is building. I need to be passing legislation