Country Dictionary

The gronch is a mythical creature that lives at the athletics carnival.

1. The gronch is so scary!
2. Watch out, the gronch is coming!

The amount of force behind a shit. Goes good with the song "Under Pressure" by Queen

Dude my gronch is building. I need to be passing legislation

noun; a state of miserable and agonizing itchiness and discomfort in the genital region

verb; to suffer from awful, awful chafing and pubic itchiness

BRO 1: Dude, I can't go out. I'm in a gronch like no other.

BRO 2: Aw, bummer man.

To crush and/ or mangle something.

"I gronched my burger when I sat on it."

1. To eat someone's food without permission.

History: Gronch is an onomatopoeia for the sound of eating a crunchy food.

Don't be gronchin' my almonds, foo!

To bite on something so fucking hard that the entire table hears it.

Holy shit dude, that was a loud gronch

to slowly and aggressively grab something. it’s similar to when your least favorite teacher grabs your shoulder and just holds it tightly for a while.

Person 1: *takes person 2’s paper*
Person 2: hey! you can’t just gronch my paper!