A fork of Rural Dictionary
Jan Oblak of Atletico de Madrid is the best goalkeeper to ever play the game. He is also the idol of many in Slovenia 🇸🇮. Jan Oblak also has the sexiest beard of all time and is the only valid ginger.
Ali : Remember when Jan Oblak The Best Goalkeeper ever won the ballondor A award given to the best player in 2021 A chad football fan : Yes , it was well deserved
Absolute chad of a Spurs fan who penetrates every girl he sees. Matthew is also a inspirational character as Spurs are a shit team but he doesn’t give up on them. Be like Matt
Ali : Bro Matt is so annoying Chad : Stfu Matthew Spurs can knock ur inbreed head off with one punch
Yannick Carrasco is the best football winger in the world. He plays for Atletico de Madrid and Belgium NT. Its also said that Cristiano Penaldo is a big fan and has asked for tips on how to score many times.
Ali : Remember when Yannick Carrasco megged Ter Stegen and ended his career Strippy : Yes, he absolutely penetrated his career
Basically the best player , he is also known as Lemardona. Legend says he thought messi how to dribble. “When i was little , i used to skip school to watch Lemar play” - Pele 1928
“Thomas Lemar has won ucl for atleti” Ali : Get innnnnnnn. WHERE IS PESSI NOW AHAHAHA. THOMAS LEMAR IS CLEARRRRR
Savic Defender of Atletico Madrid is a sexy beast that has a six pack and is also known as the king of Montenegro Country.
Atletico fan : Savic is better than Virgil Van Dijk A chad football fan : i agree with this opinion