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Cristiano

A extremely athletic and talented person, a great friend and a all round amazing person. He is also a godly kisser and has the sexiest body you will ever see

Girl: whoa that guy is a sexy beast Girl 2: sounds like a Cristiano

by No one is here... September 28, 2018

Cristiano

Cristiano often refers to a really sexy guy with a monster dick and any girl would be lucky to ride that rollercoaster

Girl #1: He is super sexy I should go talk to him. Girl #2: Good luck he looks like a Cristiano

by Crissssy August 09, 2018

Cristiano

The greatest soccer player of all time

He's Cristiano.

by It's facts November 01, 2020

cristiano

A man who is honest, loyal, faithful, full of life and always true to their significant other. Creative and extremely handsome, smart, and knows what he wants; knows how to set his goals, including having a great soul that any person would be lucky to be with.

Girl 1: I met this amazing guy who is very creative and impresses on how smart he is. Girl 2: Really! He sounds like a Cristiano to me.

by Moon_goddess June 16, 2014

cristiano

a fat gaybo who spends all day n fortnite and doesnt take showers

1;wow hes so weird 2;he must be a cristiano!

by john242525 May 16, 2018

Cristiano Peak

An honest Madrid fan who’s the face of Ronaldo FC. Often admits Messi’s the undisputed goat in his honest tweets

A: *reads peak’s tweet* My idol is finished and Messi’s the goat B: As you can see Cristiano Peak’s tweets are very honest, he’s an honest Madrid fan.

by Rtfgjnn October 05, 2021