Country Dictionary

1. In Michigan, anything North of Flint. Ranges from Da Yoop to Grand Rapids. 2. Any area in Michigan that cannot be described as being Detroit

Person1: Where are we going? Person2: Grand Rapids Person1: Is that like Detroit? Person2: No. Person1: What is it, then? Person2: Up North.

1. Wide Reciever for the Detroit Lions, famous for his football career at the University of Texas 2. Safety for the Dallas Cowboys, famous for his football career at the University of Oklahoma, and for being a hard hitter. 3. Head Coach of UNC's basketball team, famous for his coaching career at the University of Kansas (and now famous for his coaching career at UNC

If the Detroit Lions ever played the Dallas Cowboys at the University of North Carolina, you might be able to see three Roy Williamses at once.

1. Proof that God loves us and wants to be happy. 2. A modification of Google's search engine that displays pictures instead of websites. 3. Adobe Photoshop's Best Friend. 4. gis

For example, search "i will eat your spleen"

The third most intelligant species on the planet Earth, despite believing themselves to be the most intelligant.

The most smart and second-most smart are Mice and Dolphins, respectively.

Talking or typing in sentances that have never been spoken anywhere by a human before

So here i am making a couch and watching Mike Vernan eat some ducks, when all of the sudden this wooden diamond drank me. Shit.

A blatant anti-Commie propaganda movie from 1984 in which the reds launch world war three.

Person1: you know, i just watched Red Dawn. Let's go hail Joe McCarthy. Person2: Kk.

The UP, as spoken by Yoopers.

Mahn, me n Jimmy were ought huntin in da west of da Yoop, eh? an we fand this ghant buck, eh? Like tir-teen points on 'er!