Country Dictionary

The Bard Totally owns the likes of shakespeare.Most of his work was written in Old AyrshireScots and can be a bit difficult to understand But with Patience the Reader is Rewarded with Poetic Mastery.known in Scotland more commonly as Rabbie Burns

Scots Wha' hae.
''Scots, wha' hae wi' Wallace bled,
Scots wham Bruce has often led,
Welcome to your gory bed,
Or to Victorie!
Now's the day, and now's the hour;
See the front o' battle lour,
See approach proud Edward's pow'r
Chains and slaverie!''
Robert Burns.

Scots=PEE
Literly means piss urine pee etc.It is not a slang word as so many people assume but an ancient scots word, Scots being the Language of the Lowlanders of Scotland FACT!! Can also be used as a put down.

Am awa' fur a pish.
Dinna' talk Pish

The Bard surname of the worlds greatest bard Rabbie Burns or Robert Burns Scotlands Finest.

Burns Night is celebrated the world over

The Date 1314.
Place Scotland.
At Stake: The Survival Of Scotland.
In the Blue Corner King Robert IRobert the Bruce
In the Red Corner King Edward II (Son of Longshanks)
Result?
England Totally Pwned by the Scottish
Winner: Scotland

The English got Totally Spanked at Bannockburn!

Paul McCartneys Next Band after the Beatles
constantly slagged off Despite McCartney's gift for Melody
I Guesse the Beatles Were an Impossible Act To Follow,For EVERYONE John Lennon included.

''Wings? Who are They?''
''Only The Band The Beatles Could Have Become!''
Alan Partridge

American pop/rock band best summed up by two words
''THEY SUCK!!!''

wow Hanson really suck! put on on some Pink Floyd quick!!

OK Lets clear this up PLEASE! OK most of you have it right except the origin of the word, A NED (in it's modern usage) is a term used to describe The Scots version of the CHAV or Townie, Expensively dressed Tramps in other words with absolutely No Manners, no etiquette (Look it up in a 'Dik shun nerry', Neds) no social grace, a disgrace to their families and communities, Foul Mouthed Godless creatures who contribute Nothing to society except derision and more bastard children like themselves, in other words a sad reflection on the breakdown of Family Life and behavior.

Another Thing.... People who say NED stands for Non-Educated Delinquent , are talking out of their Anus holes, There is NO such Grammatical term in the English Language, it would be UN-Educated!! as indeed many posters on this site tend to be unfortunately.

Ned = A young Hooligan with no clue about the consequences of their actions has been used for many years to describe any type of miscreant